There are many things that men should really try to avoid saying to their wife.
I'm not referring to those mean, hurtful things we say in a fit of anger.
I'm referring to those silly things that just come out in a fit of verbal diarrhea.
Don't deny it! We all have those slips of the tongue that make us think "what did I just say?".
This post is meant to be fun. So let's keep it like that!
I'd also like to squash the reasonable assumption that my husband said most of these.
Ten things to never, ever say to your wife.
1. "Maybe you should try that Kim Kardashian shape wear."
When I asked if I looked fat, I really wanted you to say NO. And don't ever compare me to a Kardashian...
2. "Dinner is great! Can you get me a drink?"
The fact that I made and served dinner means that you can fill MY glass with a nice red!
3. "...because I'm a man."
That is not an excuse or a justification of anything. You and you're extra body part can leave now.
4. "I'm not a diabetic. Can you use more salt?!"
Just because you like things salty, doesn't mean the world does. Get the salt shaker and SHAKE!
5. "My friend's wife always does that herself."
Perfect! Why don't you ask him to divorce her so that you can be with her yourself?!
6. "Why can't you dress more conservative like your sister in law?"
First off, I dress appropriately. Second, you had no problem with how I dressed when you asked me out!
7. "That's the woman's job."
Just for that, I'll never do that again. Like, ever.
8. "I'm hungry."
That's nice. I have to pee.
9. "This house is a mess."
I'm glad you noticed! The broom is in the closet and the paper towels are under the sink.
10. "He just said or did that because he wants you."
Or, MAYBE, he's just a nice guy? In which case, you may want to ask him for some advice.
What things do you think men should never say to their wife?