Ladies and gentlemen, I learned of something real interesting the other day.
During Buddy and I’s monthly reunion, he suggested that we start our own business.
He told me about a new Japanese company and he wants to start an American version here.
We may no longer be co-workers, but we’re still friends and we’re still interested in Japanese politics.
Just to be clear, I gave Buddy’s business proposal a big, fat no.
The company in Japan is called Ikemeso-The Official National Tears of Gratitude Association.
Basically, you hire a sexy man to come make you cry and then wipe away your tears.
You have several different “types” of men to choose from including a bad boy or an older man.
Then you would set up a date to have this man come and make you cry with sad movies.
Once the tears start flowing, this sexy he-man will come on over and wipe away your tears.
The sad part is, these men are certified in the art of therapeutic crying. It’s a real thing, no joke!
You can have this entire experience solo or with a group for the low price of about $65.
What does Jax think?
I see wrong nothing with this! I mean, I’d rather get a mani/pedi for $65, but who am I to judge?!
Sometimes a girl just needs a good cry, so why not hire someone sexy to wipe away those tears?
Besides, this may make for one of the most depressing yet greatest bachelorette parties of all time!
What do you think about the Japanese company Ikemeso?