In honor of Buddy and I's friendly battle over the manliest men, I thought I'd bring back an old favorite.
...and for those who may have forgotten, I totally won that battle...
It's been a while since I brought Mr. Butler up here to demonstrate things men should or shouldn't do.
The first time Gerard came around he discussed things manly men shouldn't say.
The second time he came around you all got schooled on some very unmanly actions.
I can only imagine what he's bringing to R&W for round three!!!
This time around Gerard is here to demonstrate things men should avoid doing within the first 5-10 minutes of meeting a girl. We all know you men can't hold certain things in too long, so we think 5-10 min is fair game!
If you disagree, feel free to let
Mr. Butler me know in the comments section. You know I love to hear it!
...do you all see what I see?? Just checking...
For those of you that don't remember how this goes, I'll copy and paste my old intro.
I don't know what he-man came to your head, but when I think manly man, the first guy that comes to my mind is Gerard Butler. Maybe it's the sexy scruff, hot attitude, and the rippling abs... Either way, I want you to picture the sexy Gerard Butler saying the following things in his deep, rough voice.
...for the sake of this post let's add "or doing the following things"...
For the love of God, wait until the sexy, single chick you're talking to walks away to pick it!
A real man could deal with the discomfort for a few extra minutes.
I mean, Gerard, almost everything you do is hot but wedgie picking don't cut the list!!
You all know how much I love a good scruff, but one thing really skeeves me.
Men, keep the mustache rubbing, beard picking, and facial hair playing to a severe minimum.
Jax gives you her word that your beard never jumped off your face at the sight of that pretty woman!
You don't see Mr. Butler trying to get beard hairs in his calamari now do you???!!? Etiquette, men!!
I've seen this in movies and music videos, but recently I've been seeing it in real life.
We all get itches, but can you wait until you find out the girls name before scratching your junk?
Even Gerard knows a real man should wait until at least date #2 before doing this!
"Accidentally" bumping into a girl may be a great, manly tactic to getting our attention, but keep your hands above the waist! No man should be groping a lady's behind before even saying hello.
Butler doesn't underestimate our intelligence!! We totally know you did that on purpose. Perv...
What "man advice" do you think Gerard would give for first meeting a woman?