In celebration of a drawn out hump day, I thought it would be fun to play a Jax game.
Oh, stop rolling your eyes! You know that you love them!!
As mentioned here, my manager has been out for a while now and will continue to be absent.
It’s good in some aspects, but in other’s I miss her terribly!
Well, someone’s got to do her work. Sigh…
She’s just a fun person to work with and I really enjoy her company!
That being said, it got me thinking about some of the worst bosses I’ve had to deal with.
…and I’ve really had some awful ones…
For this game, let’s tell a story about our Horrible Bosses!.
A whopping two years ago, I had a very high priority job. I used to sell washers.
You know, those little round things with a hole in the middle…Yea, I was a washer expert!
My manager at the company was a real freaky, annoying, pervert.
Let’s call him King Washer.
He used to rub the back of my neck. Ew…
He used to sit on the side of my chair while I was still in the seat and put his arm around me. Ew…
He used to openly fantasize about an imaginary, raunchy webcam series starring me. Double ew…
He used to corner me with milk (ew), and try to tickle me. Ew, ew, ew!
Then came the final straw. The final breaking point in his awful King Washer reign.
The man got an iPhone and downloaded an app that he was oh so proud of.
He said “Hey, Jax! Come here. I want to show you something on my new phone.”
I should have known, people. Sometimes I am naïve to situations.
On the screen of his phone was a little button that said “push here and hold down”.
I did as the phone said, when some music started playing and words flashed across the screen.
“You’re wearing GREEN panties today!”
That’s when the creepy King Washer licked his lips and said “Well, was it right?”
I know it’s silly. but it was the final straw! The straw that broke this little camel’s back!!
Two weeks later I was gone and rocking a new job.
What is your Horrible Bosses story?