A few weeks back, Tab and I hit up our regular lunch spot, Whole Foods.
Do you have a Whole Foods near you? If so, you should totally shop there! The food is yummy and healthy.
While I enjoy the food, that isn’t the only reason why I am a regular at this establishment.
Whole Foods just happens to be crawling with people referred to as Hipsters.
How many of you just hummed that Ke$ha song? Don’t lie!
What is a hipster anyways, Jax?
A hipster is a super cool and super fashionable person that definitely doesn’t use the word “super”.
They are known for their unique style, underground music choices, and the need to always be different.
Tell me you’re not intrigued by these people? They have cool written all over them!!
This led to a discussion of how I would love to become a hipster.
I mean, hipsters are totally hot! I also love their carefree attitude and unique style!
That’s when Tab looked at me and said “You can’t be a hipster. You’re trendy.”.
Mixed emotions much? I’ve never been labeled before!!
Tab then went back to eating his lunch like nothing just happened.
I mean, how could he be so ignorant to what he just started?
Tab challenged me. Tab took off his glove, slapped me with it, and initiated a duel.
Challenge accepted and game on.
That’s when Tab caught my eye and knew exactly what I was thinking.
After an unnaturally long huff, he said “You can never be a hipster. That’s like trying to convert Paris Hilton.”
Paris Hilton? This went from a glove slap to swinging at me with a sword!!!
I then spent the next week gathering as much information as possible on how to become a hipster.
Lucky for me, I found a website with a very thorough step by step guide.
I’ll keep you guys updated on my “hipster” progress.
…because you care, right? Right?!
Have you ever been labeled with a social title?