Monday, June 4, 2012

Dating: The Seinfeld Syndrom

Today I am linking up with the amazing Pat Hatt from It's Rhyme Time.
We were discussing the different reasons why we stopped seeing different people after the first date.
We discovered that we suffered from something we refer to as "The Seinfeld Syndrome".
Don't give me that look!  You probably are guilty of it a little bit too!

Jax, what is this Seinfeld Syndrome anyways?
The Seinfeld Syndrome is when a person is very particular about who they date.  The dating prospect could be near perfection, but the sufferer will always find some minute thing that will stand in the way.
Ever see Seinfeld?  The characters on the show are never able to find someone to meet their "standards".

My family and friends are constantly pointing out my Seinfeld Syndrome ways.
It's an awful flaw that I'm really working on before I end up alone and miserable!
Did I mention I'm allergic to cats?  I couldn't even be a crazy cat lady to ease the loneliness!
The worst part of this syndrome, is people get the idea that I think I'm perfect.
I'm very aware of my imperfections, which leaves me clueless as to why I have such unreasonable standards.

Here's a list of Jax's top five worst Seinfeld Syndrome moments!

1.  Samzies
A guy once responded to a question I asked by saying "samzies".
I could never look at him the same again.  I quickly changed his name in my contacts to "samzies" as a reminder as to why I should never answer his calls or texts again.
Harsh much?  Yea, I know, but I'm totally working on it!

2.  Nose Hairs
I met a perfect guy who would have treated me like a princes.  Great job, good looking, and a real gentleman.  The only problem was that he stood at 6'2 and I was always looking up only to see his very long nose hairs.  After the sixth date, I just couldn't take it anymore.
But you like really tall men, Jax!  I know, but you forgot the "that trim their nose hairs" part.

3.  Eating in Public
My ex had a fear of eating in public.  This fear was so great that he would gag if I brought him to a restaurant.  Being the foodie that I am, the relationship didn't last that long.
How can you wine and dine someone if you have a fear of dining?  Totally not that unreasonable!

4.   Salary
I got a great job at a very young age.  Since I was 19, I was making triple the salary of any of my friends.  Now that I'm 23, I'm still making a decent pay, but I expect my men to be just as "ambitious".
Is this ambition or another symptom of my syndrome?  I mean, some of these dudes are still in college!

5.  Sleep Snapper
I was totally crushing on this super cute maintenance man.  After a few dates we decided on a quiet movie night.  We picked a boring flick and stayed up very late.  We doze off on the couch when I woke up to him snapping in his sleep to a familiar yet unrecognizable beat.
Who SNAPS in their sleep?  Please, tell me!  It's just not normal!!!!!

What are your infamous Seinfeld Syndrome moments?

P.S.  You should totally vote for me over at here so I can win an awesome book!!

97 comments:

  1. Ok, I think you're totally in your right for number three. That's a pretty strong phobia for a guy to have - and not all gfs could deal with it. So you're definitely excused on that one.

    I also can relate to the ambition factor. That's important to me too.

    One thing that turns me off is when someone is really sweet and tries too hard. I turn into an absolute demon and want to destroy. I don't know why. lol ;-)

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    1. LOL Yes #3 kills me!! I mean, like, how can you not in eat in public? It wasn't just restaurants... During family functions he would have to face the wall so he wouldn't let others see that he was eating. I know it's not his fault, but I just couldn't deal. Awful!! lol

      Really? Oh, I like super sweet as long as they also have enough huevos to put me in place my place. So I halfway agree with you there. hahahaha

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    2. Well I do like sweet! I just mean when they're trying to please you and sort of forget about their own self respect. I like sweetness very much but it has to be mixed with strength so I don't crush them Muhahahahaha.............

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    3. LOL Totally get what you mean! When men are too sweet, women become man eaters ;) hahaha

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  2. I can't speak for myself 'cause I've been married since the dinosaur age. But, I have a friend who is the pickiest dater EVAH!!!! She finds things wrong with guys like their choice in shoes, the way they put their napkins on their lap, their arm hairs, and my all time favorite, the number of typos in their text messages.

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    1. LOL The dinosaur age? Wow... You're friend sounds a little like me except I'm not too harsh on the texting typos. Unless they intentionally mispell things like "Skool" or "kool" or "WazUp". Oh, that's just awful!!!! lol

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  3. Oh Jax! You make my morning. I can't date a guy who has missing or bad teeth. Is that horrible? Personal hygiene is the most important on my list, but I think that's normal. I also refuse to date a musician.

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    1. No, that's not horrible! Everyone has there thing. How bad of teeth are we talking? I don't think I could do that either. I mean, you're always going to be staring at them as they talk. lol

      Refuse to date a musician? I think musicians sound exciting! Impractical, but exciting! hahaha

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  4. hahaha. wow, I can say out aloud that I dont have this syndrome. My husband blames me for being quite too standardized for him to catch up but he is super smart. So, I kinda understand that unmatchable part and compromise and compensate. :)
    And you would never know, some have two lives , two faces one before marriage and another after marriage, if everyone come in same package which may alter after marriage there would be no divorce.

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    1. You don't have this sydrome? Kudos to you girl!! Now you need to help us all beat it ;) lol

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  5. One talked waaaaayyyy to much, one not at all, one slept with me on the first date.

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    1. LOL Noted, noted, andddd noted! Love guys point of view ;)

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    2. As I expected from this dude, So badass.

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    3. LOL Well, he gave me some great tips! hahaha

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  6. Sadly, I am not wanted enough to have the privilege of turning away vast armies of desirable women because they don't "measure up." Usually, I am the one who gets abandoned. The world is cruel, and God hates me.

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    1. Omg...... this is either the most sad bit of feedback I've ever seen - or the most skilfully contrived lol. It's masterful in making yourself attractive ;-)

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    2. @Jimmy...LOL The world isn't cruel and God doesn't hate you. I mean... look at Ms. Red, she's practically swept off her feet!! lol

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    3. Tell Lady, she was right the 1st time with the "sad bit." Also, I voted for you in the contest, but then I realized I have probably pi$$ed off the other 12 contestants who all hate me now. They should have a secret ballot like I do with the Abraham Fungus Jr. for president voting.

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    4. Thanks so much, Jimmy!!! Well, I'll make up for the pissed off contestants by being extra happy :) Does that make you feel better? lol

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    5. @JF - I still don't believe it ;-)

      @Jax - we're on for an Aussie podcast lol... they require a list of words so start thinking.

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  7. what? He was perfect and you kicked him out because he had nose hair? You need some bum slapping, sister :) All men have nose hair and, trust me, it ain't easy plucking them out. You can't really shave them you know :)
    I'd never lose someone based on any weird characteristics, only for someone being a bad person. I mean, we still love that ebil cat even though he licks his own bum....

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    1. I know, Dez, I know! Help me out of my evil ways!!!!! My I'm so tiny and I look up and they are always waving at me! I supposed i could've just asked the guy to trim them, but bad habits always come back. LOL

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  8. I'm starting to get the long nose hairs. Keeping up with them is frustrating. I at least had a free nose trimmer than came with my electric razor.

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    1. LOL A free nose hair trimmer? Scoreee for your lady!! lol

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    2. me also has a nose trimmer, but it keeps breaking up :) Me nosehair is superstrong, since me is superDezzy :)

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    3. Oh my, Dez!! Super nose hairs? That's a very interesting superhuman stregnth. LOL SuperDezzy? I like that!

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  9. I went on one guy who was a close talker. I kept trying to back away to give myself some space and he kept inching closer. It was awful! Personal Space is important! Why don't some people get that?!
    Oh & nose hairs would have done me in too!!

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    1. Ew, a close talker? Oh noooo, back it up dude!! hahahahaha

      (Thanks for backing me up with the nose hairs! lol)

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  10. This made me crack up. One time I wouldn't go out with a guy because he wrote, "Your pretty" instead of "You're pretty." Seriously, if you can't properly use a contraction we wouldn't get along. Wonder why I'm single! Also, one guy on a dating site had that he rollerbladed. Umm, 1996 called, it wants its online skates back.

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    1. LMAO!! Oh, I always leave out the apostrophe when I write stuff. Good thing you would never consider dating me anyways ;) lol

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  11. Amazing you say, pffft screw Pat, the cat wants all the attention. Even if you are allergic, I'll send some hair with those fleas..haha

    hahahaha you should have pinned the guy down and plucked his nose hairs hahaha Yeah the third one was the worst, he really needed to take a hike. I mean there are germs but yeah still needed to get over that. What the hell is Samzies anyway?..haha

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    1. LOL Cat, your desire for attention may lead to a skipped meal one day. LOL Leave the cat hair and the fleas home!!!!!!!!

      If I'm going to pin a guy down, it's certainly not going to be so I can shove something up their nose. ew, ew, ew!! How would a guy feel if I just decided to stop shaving my legs? He wouldn't be happy! Trim the nose hairs!! hahahahaha

      The third one is awful. It wasn't just restaurants, it was anywhere. Even if his mom cooked, he had to eat facing the wall so no one would see him eat. Weird!!!

      Samzies means like same as you. "What's up?" "Nothing. You?" "Samzies". Ummm, no! hahahahaha

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    2. LOL Samzies and Eh could go together quite well, maybe we should hook them up hahahaha

      Wow that is bad, no one can see him eat? Yeah that is more than the syndrome that is just down right get rid of ASAP material.

      Very true, maybe you should have used that comparison hahaha.

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  12. I never thought I had Seinfeld Syndrome but it turns out I do... it just takes me a longer time to realize it. Yikes!

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    1. LOL Yes, seems like many of us do. :) lol

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  13. Bahaha, so many deal breakers! But I've never met anyone that snaps in their sleep! That's crazy!

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    1. LOL Yesssss, the snapping was sooo weird that I had to call my friend to be like wtf?!?!?! hahahaha

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  14. I must be picky because I didn't think any of your requirements were that bad. Especially the job one. I don't mind paying for dates, but if I have to pick up a girl because she doesn't have a car and I have to pay because her bank account is in the single digits, then it's probably not going to work out in the long run.

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    1. LOL Seinfeld Syndrome seems to be common amongst my readers ;) It's ok, b/c it makes me feel normal!! Lol

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  15. George was always the worst on that show - he always found something so teeny tiny wrong! He was worse than Chandler on Friends LOL

    Nose hairs, girl, just wait until they hit 40 and start turning gray..and get hair growing out of their ears...yep...nose hairs ain't nothing. I'm just waiting for the "Honey, can you take care of this for me?" Peachy! LOL

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    1. LOL I loved George!! Remember when he finally found a woman, but she died licking envelopes?? hahahahaha

      Ear hair?? helllllll nooooo!!! lol!

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    2. That was great - Susan! And then all were just "oh well" and left the hospital

      Yep - ear hair!

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    3. LOL, Yes!!! I love Seinfeld.

      I still love the episode when Kramer went swimming in the Hudson. LOL Or the chicken place got that really bright sign that they hung outside Kramer's window.

      Ear hair...bleh, gag, barf! I can't...I just can't. Maybe I should switch teams, or do they get ear hair too? Eww

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    4. I just wrote somewhere on my blog about the episode with the Junior Mints..do you remember that one? But, of course my favorite is just like everyone else's - The Contest.

      I even have the Seinfeld DVD game LOL

      Well, let's see, I'm 42 - no ear hair...yet...but I get a chin hair every month. Just one. Same place, every 30 days. TMI??

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  16. Fear of eating in public? I hate stupid, pointless phobias. I know a girl who went on a date but didn't like his wristwatch so wouldn't see him again.

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    1. I once stopped dating a guy b/c he had tassles on his shoes. Then again, he was obsessed with eggs and I found that to be a legitamate reason to end the relationship. I'm talking would text me several times a day to talk about his secret technique to hard boiling an egg.

      The wrist watch is iffy. Are we talking one of those hanging ones? I can see that being a good reason. LOL

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    2. What the hell kind of guys do you meet? Everyone know's scrambled eggs >>> boiled eggs.

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    3. http://www.raviolisandwaterworks.com/2011/11/oo-la-la-secret-rendezvous.html

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    4. LOL wow, that was quite an enjoyable read :)

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  17. I'm ashamed to say I broke up with a guy that was 7ft tall and a real sweet heart because 1 time, 1 TIME! we went to an amusement part and he started sweating and stunk. 1 Time! Oh well. Anyway, you need to tell people to come vote for your picture girl! You already have one vote and it's not even 10 yet!

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    1. Don't be ashamed, I probably would have done the same thing. I mean, axe? Shower to shower? Deodorent?? LOL!!!!

      I just added the link ;)

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  18. I think when you meet the right one, it doesn't matter. But of course, the right one doesn't have all these crazy things that annoy you!

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    1. This is very true! The right one shouldn't be so easy to annoy ;) lol

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  19. What a great post! I'm sitting here in front of the computer by myself laughing outloud on a couple of those! You are so very entertaining Jax! That snapping in the slep thing NEEDS to be on television in some shape or fashion! Very funny stuff! Anyway, for all your feeling bad about your hang-ups, your expectations aren't all that demanding or unreasonable. Here's hoping you find your man sooner rather than later and that he has ambition, an acceptable vocabulary, sleeps soundly, trims his nose hairs, and likes to go out to eat!

    Really enjoyed this one! Nice work as always!

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    1. Thanks, Ray! I'm so glad that I was able to get you to laugh!! lol

      Oh, the snapping in the sleep thing was so very weird. I got up and couldn't figure out what the clicking was. Then I saw his arm moving and him snapping away to a very familiar beat. My WTF face must have been priceless. lol

      Thanks, Ray. That means a lot! Have a great evening :)

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  20. no matter what Jerry says, SEINFELD is the greatest television show of all time, with ER a close second. without my cat, i would have literally physically died of loneliness long ago. hey Jax, it looks like we've had the samzies experiences...

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    1. LOL Seinfeld is great! I love that show!! I never got into ER, but I'll believe you ;)

      You just made me cringe at the use of Samzies. It should be illegal for men to use that word!! lol

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  21. Mine arent Seinfield syndromes, but I dont know.
    Indians dont have dating culture meaning no search for partner, falling in love is more like accident, unexpected default is arranged marriage. And there is dating, moving in or anything, they usually start off with proposal.

    1. This guy scattered his creditcards in front of me and was talking about how many cars, houses he had and how I would decorate his life.
    2. This other one asked me to marry him because he thought I was his lucky sign and listed how he got better joboffer and close a big deal and got promotion and stuff. (dont laugh at me)
    3. And other guy, he should have become by slave- he will repeat what I say and more of my walking journal - could recite and repeat what dress I wore, what I did and time, date and duration and the activity. And wanted me to marry him so that he can have smart kids.

    And till today I dunno why I married my husband, my dad's nagging and horoscope mails maybe or as said his supersmartness maybe. :)

    [Dont completely scratch off Indians as weirdos - scratch that, we are weirdos ]

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    1. Omg, you just made me crack up!!!!! You were his good luck charm! You should be honored!! hahahaha Oh, that's too funny, girl!

      I won't write off Indians as weirdos. One of my friends is Punjabi and he's a sweetheart! :)

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  22. OK...snapper? Sleep snapper? You mean he twitched in his sleep or he snapped his fingers or what? lol.... Either is weird....

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    1. Nope, he didn't twitch. He was snapping to a beat!!! He would stop and then start again. I knew that I've heard the beat before, but couldn't pin point the song. It was one of the weirdest things that I've ever seen!!! LOL

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    2. ok...but snapping what exactly? lol....

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  23. The man hands always cracked me up

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  24. The sleep snapper is weird, but at least he had some rhythm. I think the salary is pretty much expected from every girl. No job? aw HELL naw you ain't dating me. Makes sense though, ambitions are good to have.

    I think my biggest one is the girl has to have a sense of humor. She must be really good at fake laughing so she can laugh at all of my jokes.

    I did see this on Pat's blog too, really love his blog, such an awesome dude. Fun to see you guys collaborating.

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    1. Oh the sleep snapper kills me!!! LOL I was never able to talk to him again. It was just too odd!!!

      LOL Fake laughter? Come now...you know you get a few real chuckles :) lol

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  25. I just feel bad for the other person. I can be pretty scattered or extremely focused. It must be insane to be around me for any length of time. I also don't trust anything that likes me too much. It's like having a dog. I can't respect his opinion because he doesn't make me work for his attention like the cat does. Does that make any sense?

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    1. I get what you mean about a dog versus a cat, but I'm still a dog person. LOL

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  26. I can't stand a guy that's a total douche to servers or retail workers. Anyone that can treat someone badly in that situation is not someone I want to be with.

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    1. That's legitimate...not sure if it's a Seinfeld Syndrome, but it's important!

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  27. I actually stopped dating someone because of nose hairs also. And... I once stopped dating someone because they would only eat "regular - non diet food" on saturdays. And then they gorged themselves until they barfed. Beyond too much for me.

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    1. Oh, the nose hairs are awful!! Regular-non diet food? Ummm, oxymoron much?? hahahaha

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  28. I get the nose hair one, that would turn me off big time. But the salary one isn't very Seinfeld-ian, lots of women want a guy with a high salary.

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    1. Ohh, it's bad enough on a man, imagine it on a woman??? No thank you!!! hahaha

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  29. I'm not that picky, and that's why it's very lucky I found someone good within the first few relationships. Though if I had someone who was a religious fanatic or mentally unstable that be enough reason to stop dating them.

    I have a friend who has Seinfield Syndrome though. And I make fun of her for it all the time.

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    1. Oh a religious fanatic would do me in! Unstable? Oh my!

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  30. I'm totally with you on the nose hair one! A little grooming goes a long way. I stopped dating someone because they had smaller feet than me. I just couldn't handle it.

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    1. Yessss, grooming is sooo important!!!! I actually find it to be a turn off if a guy doesn't even get a hair cut before a date. I mean, who wants to stare at your overgrown hair on the back of your neck? Umm, no thanks!! lol

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  31. I understand the eating in public but the samzies? thats crazy!!

    What job do you have that you get paid that much?!

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  33. haha, as an avid Seinfeld-viewer, I'm well-aware of this concept. I have a girlfriend who is like this too.

    The eating in public thing is really odd and would make it hard- what is more fun than going out to eat with your bf/gf?? maybe he was gagging bc he actually couldn't afford to do it and used that reason instead?? haha.

    The samzies thing is hilarious and yes, I would be disgusted by that as well. Be a man!

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  34. YAY, i love Seinfeld!
    OMG! i abide the decisions you made to ditch those guys! i would´ve never made it past 1 date with a guy who can´t eat in public! i mean one of the nicest things about being in a relationship is going out and treat yourselves to a lovely dinner! right??
    i´ve been off the market for a while now, lol, but anyways one thing that i could NEVER stand in a guy is cockiness... ahhh it IRKS me when a guy lacks a humble side. i don´t care if you built the eiffel tower with one hand and blindfolded, there´s no need to rub it in my face with that arrogance! LOL but it´s true.

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  41. My name is Sandra and i want to testify of the good work done by a faithful Dr Osoba, a spell caster. in my life i never thought there is such thing as spiritual intercession. my problem started nine months back when the father of my kids started putting up some strange behavior, i never knew he was having an affair outside our matrimonial home. it dawn on me on that faithful day 19th of April 21st 4:23pm when he came to the house to pick his things that was when i knew that situation has gotten out of hand and he then told me he was quitting the marriage which i have built for over five years, i was confused and dumbfounded i called on family and friends but to no avail. two months after i started having problem with my kids welfare rent-age and all of it, i really went through hell. until a day i was browsing on the internet and i happen to meet a spell caster i never believed on this but i needed my man back so i gave the spell caster my problem at first i never trusted him so i was just doing it but you know a problem shared is half solved after a week my husband called me telling me that he his coming back home and that was all. now we are living happily and i still do contact him on this email: osobaspelltemple@yahoo.com

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  42. i am miss Sharon from U K, I promise to share this testimony all over the world once my boyfriend return back to me, and today with all due respect i want to thank DRMARKROBBIN for bringing joy and happiness to my relationship and my family. I want to inform you all that there is a spell caster that is real and genuine. I never believed in any of these things until i loosed my boyfriend, I required help until i found drmarkrobbinspelltemple@yahoo.com a grate spell caster, And he cast a love spell for me, and he assured me that I will get my boyfriend back in two days after the spell has been cast. two days later, my phone rang, and so shockingly, it was my boyfriend who has not called me for past 10 years now, and made an apology for the heart break, and told me that he is ready to be my back bone till the rest of his life with me. DRMARKROBBIN released him up to know how much i loved and wanted him. And opened his eyes to picture how much we have share together. As I'm writing this testimony right now I'm the most happiest girl on earth and me and my boyfriend is living a happy life and our love is now stronger than how it were even before our break up. So that's why I promised to share my testimony all over the universe.All thanks goes to DRMARKROBBIN for the excessive work that he has done for me. Below is the email address in situation you are undergoing a heart break, and I assure you that as she has done mine for me, she will definitely help you too. drmarkrobbinspelltemple@yahoo.com

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  43. My name is Sonia, and i live in uk.I have been through hell and pain,looking for a good and real spell caster who can help me get my husband back.I have been scammed so many times,by some who claimed to be real spell casters.until i found the real and great spell caster PROPHETLUDASPELLTEMPLE" who helped me,and solved all my problems concerning my boyfriend who left me since eight months ago.and after that i also took my friend along,who was also having the same problem concerning her husband,who left her since five months ago,and the problem was also solved by the same PROPHETLUDASPELLTEMPLE". Can't you see! the real and great spell caster is here,all you need to do now is to contact this same address whenever you are in any problem related to spell casting.It took me a very long period of time,before i could get this real and great spell caster.So right now "prophetludaspelltemple@outlook.com" is here,and the best for you to solve your problems.......
    prophetludaspelltemple@outlook.com

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  44. My name is Sonia, and i live in uk.I have been through hell and pain,looking for a good and real spell caster who can help me get my husband back.I have been scammed so many times,by some who claimed to be real spell casters.until i found the real and great spell caster PROPHETLUDASPELLTEMPLE" who helped me,and solved all my problems concerning my boyfriend who left me since eight months ago.and after that i also took my friend along,who was also having the same problem concerning her husband,who left her since five months ago,and the problem was also solved by the same PROPHETLUDASPELLTEMPLE". Can't you see! the real and great spell caster is here,all you need to do now is to contact this same address whenever you are in any problem related to spell casting.It took me a very long period of time,before i could get this real and great spell caster.So right now "prophetludaspelltemple@outlook.com" is here,and the best for you to solve your problems.......
    prophetludaspelltemple@outlook.com

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  45. Hello my name is Daniella,I know a great spell caster who helped me when I had problem with my Husband if you need a right place to solve your problems contact DR OFURE SPELL TEMPLE is the right choice. he is a great man that have been casting spells with years of experience. he cast spells for different purposes like.

    Contact Dr. OFURE on: spellcast5temple@yahoomail.com.

    (1) If you want your ex back.
    (2) if you always have bad dreams.
    (3) You want to be promoted in your office.
    (4) You want women/men to run after you.
    (5) If you want a child.
    (6) You want to be rich.
    (7) You want to tie your husband/wife to be yours forever.
    (8) If you need financial assistance.
    (9) Herbal care.

    Contact Dr. OFURE on: spellcast5temple@yahoomail.com
    or contact him through his mobile:+2348108978213

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  46. My name is Maria and i want to testify of the good work done by a faithful Dr Osoba, a spell caster. in my life i never thought there is such thing as spiritual intercession. my problem started nine months back when the father of my kids started putting up some strange behavior, i never knew he was having an affair outside our matrimonial home. it dawn on me on that faithful day 19th of july 21st 4:23pm when he came to the house to pick his things that was when i knew that situation has gotten out of hand and he then told me he was quitting the marriage which i have built for over five years, i was confused and dumbfounded i called on family and friends but to no avail. two months after i started having problem with my kids welfare rent-age and all of it, i really went through hell. until a day i was browsing on the internet and i happen to meet a spell caster i never believed on this but i needed my man back so i gave the spell caster my problem at first i never trusted him so i was just doing it but you know a problem shared is half solved after a week my husband called me telling me that he his coming back home and that was all. now we are living happily and i still do contact him on this email: osobaspelltemple@yahoo.com

    Contact him via email:osobaspelltemple@yahoo.com

    THANKS,
    MARIA

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    1. How i got my boyfriend back.Am Stacey Bruno by name I never believed in love spells or magic until I met this spell caster once when i went to see my friend in Indian this year on a business summit. I meant a man who's name is Dr ATILA he is really powerful and could help cast spells to bring back one's gone, lost, misbehaving lover and magic money spell or spell for a good job or luck spell .I'm now happy & a living testimony cos the man i had wanted to marry left me 5 weeks before our wedding and my life was upside down cos our relationship has been on for 3years. I really loved him, but his mother was against us and he had no good paying job. So when i met this spell caster, i told him what happened and explained the situation of things to him. At first i was undecided,skeptical and doubtful, but i just gave it a try. And in 7 days when i returned to Canada, my boyfriend (now husband) called me by himself and came to me apologizing that everything had been settled with his mom and family and he got a new job interview so we should get married. I didn't believe it cos the spell caster only asked for my name and my boyfriends name and all i wanted him to do. Well we are happily married now and we are expecting our little kid, and my husband also got the new job and our lives became much better. His email is atilahealinghome@yahoo.com

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  47. Big thank you to Sorceress mama jaja, I don’t want to go into the whole long story..but bottom line is I have been doing no contact and he has emailed and phoned and I have ignored….now I know for a fact he is PISSED ..big time…he has written some things on his profile that I know were meant for me to see…what do I do??? I am panicked he will just say for get it.. I order love spell from this powerful sorceress, mamajajasorceress@yahoo.com and my boyfriend came back to me.

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  48. Hello to the people of this forum< Am chizzy from Texas and i can say that am the happiest person on earth since last week with what DR UKO has done for me , it all started last year October when my fiance left me in Texas and travel to see his parents in Ohio at first him was still calling me and show love even when him was away , but it gets to a point when he no longer gives a shit about me , and i noticed it so when i tried to confront him , he told me that he dose not love me again that he feel like being alone i was shocked and heartbroken when i tried talking he will hang the phone on me i was so heart broken and i was frustrated about this , but on a second thought i was not convince that he was on his right senses so i discuss this with my elder sister who lives in California and she directed me to DR UKO of ukospelltemple@yahoo.com saying that the man has helped her friend in such case before so i said to my self let me tried i contacted this man and explain everything to him and behold dr uko said to me what am to do and i did exactly what he and he said after three days my fiance will call me and once he calls me i should pick the calls and he gave some other instructions . so i said okay , but to my best surprise on the 7th of November my fiancee called me and started saying on the phone am sorry it was like a dream to me , with this i said i will tell the world of his dr UKO goodness in my life , so if any one is out there and needs help in his or her relationship can also contact him today via

    email ukospelltemple@yahoo.com or whatsapp him on ; +2347064650019

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