What does Dr. Fun perscribe during this tramatizing time? Well, onions of course!! It turns out that if you sleep with an onion in your room or near your bed, that lovely little vegetable will suck up all the nasty germs and coodies lurking around. This not only helps your immune system, but it helps stop you from contracting other ailments. I am going to sleep the entire Winter with a bowl of onions on my night stand. Let's see if I can make it without contracting one cold!
...and now for the REAL question asked to me by my darling friend, Peaches.
Should I get the iPhone?
I vote no.
There are several reasons why I refuse to join the cult like phenonomen known as the iPhone. The first reason is because this phone severlely limits an individual's creativity. Their phone cases are pretty standard, the ringtones are standard, and the customization features are very limited. This is a phone that YOU need to mold to. A phone should mold to you. Think about it. You are in an elevator and an iphone starts ringing. How many people in the elevator look down and check their phones? Well, not LMF...I don't look down unless I hear Rihanna singing "california kingg bedddd". Sigh...
While those reasons should be enough to deter anyone from purchasing such a pricey cellie just to join the iPhone club, I have more. No, I'm not referring to the iPhone's HORRIBLE speaker phone. No, I'm not referring to the iPhone's failed attempt at forcing you to join a contract with at&t Verizon customers are also graced with it's presence now. No, I'm not even referring to the disgusting little fingerprints that mark the screen of each iphone. Are you taking notes?? I am referring to the new feature that the iPhone is promoting. Voice control. You can now talk into the phone and your cellie will magically fill out the text message for you. Is this a perk to attract the lazy man, or is it another feeble attempt to control what the public texts to their contacts?! hmmm...
Well, let me tell you about my experience with voice control. Biff has this feature and he recently sent me a text message saying "Please excuse my side boob". Who the hell knows what it was REALLY supposed to say?! And who cares?! I got a message about a side boob. hahaha
What do you think about the iPhone?
I vote that the case it comes in should read "Bow down minions!!"